Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse