Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."