How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists