Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.