What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN