How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

DATA EXPUNGED

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.