How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!