What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Pocket Change Jokes More Pocket Change Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.