Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
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throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
An Iceburgh.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
With a witchwatch.
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
About 10kg (22 lbs).
because the population is always Dublin.
You ask them to leave.
A receding hare line!
Jockey and Jill!
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
