Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.