Pocket Change Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz