Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Tell it a yolk.
So he could tell the time at night !
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Because corners are
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
They check the architexture.