What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!