What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.