What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!