Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.