Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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In instagrams