Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
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Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
because he was following people before instagram
Let's grow MOLD together!
Their bayou loomin' essence
there was a porkward silence
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
A: Easel-y.
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Chevy Chase.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
It was in A-minor
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
No Drought.**
They have a lot of issues
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
That.
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