Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.