How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.