Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.