Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.