Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!