They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
A progressive priest will give you a reach around.
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
He got crossed up.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
they are missing two towers.
Because they are missing two towers.
Her Highness will tell you
50 Shades of Earl Grey
It's my turn.
Let us prey.'