How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.