How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.