How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.