What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!