What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!