How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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