How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.