Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear