Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon