What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.