What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !