Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.