Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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They'll tell you.

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Look at her beaver.

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A pepperonly pizza!

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A seasoned traveller.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Give it to Michael J Fox

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.