What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.