What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.