How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.