How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.