How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist