What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies