What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!