Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."