Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.