When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist !
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
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You twist its knob. edit: grammar
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Be the change you want to see in the world.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Forget-me-knots!
They briefly open one eye.
Adobe-wan Kenobi
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Because two Eds are better than one.
Lentil next time.
well, the movie ended so
