When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist !
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
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You twist its knob. edit: grammar
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Cut it in half.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Because of their tiny little anty bodies.
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None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube
