When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
She was wearing mittens
Because he had a vowel movement.
C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.
Worm your way out of that one then!
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Because they don't know what a full house is
They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
They gave her a basketball and told her to read.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Sewed him
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
