When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Because she's dead.
She's dead.
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
It depends how hard you throw them.
He couldn't see it coming
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
