When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
A Nii-san
All the way to the crash site!
Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
So she could moan with the other XD
Velcro.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
A magic banana...
