What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Thalidomide