What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.