What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!