What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.