What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!