How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.