How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.