Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!