Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.