How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume