How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.