How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows