How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese