How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.