How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious