How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious