Angry Muslim Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious