Angry Muslim Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious