Angry Muslim Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.