How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.