How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail