How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.