What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!