What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"