What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Man Right Jokes More Man Right Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.