What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!