MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
He left lip prints on the mirror!
a waynebow.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Tulips on your organ.
A diseased beaver on your organ.
A no-key-a
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
None, because they can't change anything.
Mention feminism.