Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
The police.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
A Nokia
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Homeless.
A conductor.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Because why emcee, eh