It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
By the egg on its face.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Mice cubes !
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Ginger snaps
They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.
Prisons are indoors.
Make like a banana and peel.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.