What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?