What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip