What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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