Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce