Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.