Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!