Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name