What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name