What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.