Injury Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.