What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.