What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name