What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.